Dear Grammar Nazi,
I had a trainer in the Indian Military Academy, the man taught me how to walk like a man. His second name was Karamchand. A Subedar Major with the Guards.
He had a funny accent - as rookie arrogant idiots, we used to laugh at his yells - “Gentlemen Cadets - front roll till your back hits the head” etc.
After a day or so with him, we stopped taking him seriously - as if our parents got the consent to fornicate from Her Majesty.
He yelled at our faces - yelled enough to wake the 1000s acre campus
“When I’m talking - fucking look into my eyes, listen to what I say. Irrespective of the way I say! YOU FUCKS are going to be Officers of the glorious Indian Army - leading a thousand soldiers to victory or death - It’s NOT HOW YOU SAY, In war the real measure of leadership is ‘WHAT YOU SAY“
That changed everything. Years gone by.
Then I met a new bunch of people - the ‘Grammar Nazis’ in the social networks and interest networks. Trolling away to death of how a person talks - judging the way a person pronounce a word, calling them ghati etc.
Well - the second bunch is those accented chaps from the Bombay/Delhi circuit who gets a ‘funny’ boner when talking to somebody like me - Oh yes, my English is heavily influenced by my mother tongue, even after a decade of ‘globalization’ I still ‘preserved’ my mother-tongue. {and by globalization, I did not mean ‘gelf’}
So - If you are a grammar nazi by birth/or by schooling; please keep it to yourself. Listen to what I’m talking & whether it’s making sense given the context of the discussion or not.
Also - please remove that ‘Grammer Nazi’ thing from your twitter profile; it’s kind of lame (lamer than writing ‘rebel’)
Personality has nothing to do with linguistics. Personality is something more. You can also achieve the highest levels of ‘personality’ by just having an ambition and working towards it like a mad man.
Also, my Prime Minister said: “Theek Hai”. And your hero man’s ex-best friend said “Keep Calm”. Also, it’s ‘grammar’ - theek hai?